Blue-burry Cobbl'a!

Newcomer gay -- Guy, seriously... this is the easiest thing to make ever. It's only a matter of time before you can buy this stuff in a box ready-to-go.

Put the ingredients as stated in bowls and mix. Put blueberries in pan. Put biscuit batter over it in chunks (do not spread). Bake for a half-hour.

Enjoy: Sample recipe here!



Note: This recipe calls for cornstarch and baking the blueberries for a little first. The cornstarch is a great idea as, without it, your cobbler will be more blueberry soup. As a rule, corn starch will harden the filling. Do NOT use too much as then you'll get a chalky, crappy interior like a blue brick.

The pre-baking of the berries before adding the batter might de-flavor the blueberries, but it makes them delightfully crisp. Use at your discretion. I would probably reduce that from 25 minutes to 10 at max. Flavor first, kids!

Audrey's got a funny face

Beginner gay -- Funny Face is a very excellent and fairly well-known Audrey film that... everyone forgets about.

It's not as fresh as Roman Holiday, not as quirky as Breakfast at Tiffany's, or as zany as My Fair Lady, but it is simply amazing. The colors, the songs, the dancing - it's wonderful. Audrey plays opposite of Fred Astaire, and they are great.

If you don't like musicals, dancing, colors, and fabulous fashions... then you are probably not gay. Otherwise, add this to your Netflix or shopping list immediately, kids. It's a wonderful movie for the beginner-gay.

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Enjoy, kids, when it comes!