Happy Festivus from all of us

... and by us, I mean me. On this, the holiday of honesty (except when receiving bad gifts), I probably shouldn't tell such lies.

I hope you are finished wrapping your presents and preparing your no-carb, sugar-substitute cookies for Santa Clause. Remember - tomorrow (technically today if you're east of me) is a sacred day of consumerism and greed. It's the most important of our American traditions.

Respect it - and Merry Christmas, kids.



P.s. I got an email about this actually being a religious holiday about birthdays or something like that. Who knew?