Sunday, November 9, 2008

Dear God


To whom it may concern,

Your followers, seriously, need to back the fuck off. They are starting to piss the rest of us off.

Signed,
The rest of us

P.s. Tell them that people are more willing to listen to their fanciful stories of ridiculousness if they didn't belligerently offend us to our faces, criticize every facet of our being, and then expect us to pay them close attention.

P.p.s. Remind them to stop showing us all our faithful they are. If they're going to be religious, there is a fine line between being proud and being boastful.

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