I've been meaning to put this up for a while. These icons of academic excellence have been popping up all over campus. It's a plague of stupidity, and there is no known cure.
Symptoms: The inability to spell, think, or reason, lazy eye, day-dreaming, foolishness, and outbreaks of hives.
Treatments: Common prescriptions have proven quite ineffective. Subjects can ease their symptoms by infrequently picking up books, spell-checking, etc. Side effects may include unintended infusions of intelligence.
See your doctor immediately if you think you're showing signs of stupidity as it can/should be fatal.
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