Thursday, January 15, 2009

Benefits of opposable thumbs

Apparently there is a feces-throwing monkey loose in Tampa Bay. That's always fascinated me - monkeys are so clever. It's the weapon-equivalent of renewable fuel, and they are showing an obvious adeptness for using "tools."

I hope they hit lots of beach-people. I'm sensing a much-improved Girls Gone Wild video this year. Mmmm... scat.

*wretch*

No comments: