Yesterday, instead of angst-filled Greenpeace or LaRouche people on the sidewalks, there were Human Rights Campaign people everywhere. As if my college didn't have enough queens and queers on its campus.
Them: "Do you have a second for gay rights?"
Me: "Bitch, I am gay rights."
Them: "... h'what?"
Me: "Nothing, and no I do not."
Lesbian-in-sweatpants didn't think it was very funny. Probs because Ellen didn't say it.
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